A Conversation With Roy

[ramiah]

Roy: I think you need to just get a job as a pampered ... something.
Roy: what can you do and be pampered for?
Mari: lmao is that a thing I can do?
Mari: sign me the fuck up
Roy: you are now a manicuree.
Mari: someone get me the job where I can stretch out with high end electronics while getting fed and massaged
Roy: this is exactly the job I want for you.
Roy: preferably massaged by gorgeous men
Mari: I'll be like one of those pampered animals made for high end organic meat except without the slaughter at the end
Roy: stnhaoehudsa mari
Roy: I legit just choked on spit
Roy: tyvm for that
Mari: you're welcome 8D
Mari: no but seriously
Mari: there are like
Mari: cows
Mari: they're fed the best grass and grains
Roy: I know what veal is!!
Mari: they get groomed
Mari: I DO NOT WANT TO BE BABY COW KEPT IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE TO KEEP MY MUSCLES FROM GETTING EXERCISE sob
Mari: no I want to be one of those pampered cows
Mari: minus the slaughter
Mari: always minus the slaughter
Roy: triple aaa maristeak
Mari: yes
Mari: maristeak
Mari: I am a little beefcake
Mari: pampered and tender
Mari: delicious with bbq sauce
Mari: sprig of parsley in my hair and everything
Roy: one hundred percent hannibal approved.
Roy: (is this a real conversation we're having?0
Mari: (yes, it is)
Roy: (I don't know you)
Mari: (OuO you do and there's no escaping now)